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AA KURTZ - PROLIFERATION
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THE BUG vs THE ROOTSMAN featuring HE-MAN - KILLER ( REMIX by ENDUSER )
KID HIDEOUS - Hideous Radio 17 - ZombieRaggaAmen EvilNinjaShit
CARDOPUSHER -TRAVESTIETEN TRANSSEXUELEN
FFF - ROTTERDAM SOUNDBOY
NIELS FRISK - ROTTEN ANNA
PRODIGY - VODOO PEOPLE PEDULUM REMIX
AA KURTZ - BC
ENDUSER - KICK DEM DOWN
ROTATOR - RUPTCH_A_TTAK
ELECTROMECA - PLATNIUM BOLLOX
REPEATER - POOR HEALTH BAD CONSTITUTION
DURAN DURAN DURAN - HAIR METAL
ENDUSER - RETURN OF THE SMACK
DJ SHARPNEL - SPACE INVADERS
DROON - CRIPPLE FIGHT
SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK- LOVE MISSILE F1-11 (BONG-RA REMIX)
SHITMAT - SHOPLIFIN GABBA
CHRISTOPH DE BABALON - APPETITE 4 DESTRUCTION
ENTICER - HATE IS A STRONG WORD
LFO DEMON - FREEZE UP
SOMATIC RESPONSES - GO OFF
LFO DEMON - SHE WANNA EXPLODE
VYTEAR - BIG UP UNICORN RAVE
TOECUTTER -POWERBOOKFIEND TOECUTTER REMIX (original by kid 606)
FLASHBULB - MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
BONG RA - 666 MPH
GIRL TALK - CLEVELAND SHAKE THAT A$$
PARASITE - WE ARE DA FUTURE
PANACEA - CHARTBREAKA
SUBJEX - I'VE DL ALL THE PRESETS
BONG RA - CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS
MORE FUCKED UP SHIT TO WATCH WHEN MAKING FUCKED UP MUSIC
INMA SEIDEN
THE LEGEND OF THE BEAST OF LUST FIRST EPISODE
IF YOU ARE A `TWO FINGERS IN THE AIR' FUCK EVERYTHING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKED MASHUP BREAKCORE HEAD. I THINK YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS HENTAI MORE THEN NORMAL HENTAI. THE REASON IS ... OK REMEMBER THE MOVIE CB4??? REMEMBER THE ONE GUY WORKED AT A PHONE SEX PLACE.. AND HE WAS ALL LIKE
"YEAH YEAH .. I'M LICKING YA BALLS....."
WELL THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS IN THIS ARE HILARIOUS .. BECAUSE THEY ARE KIND OF LIKE THAT .... THEY WERE NOT REALLY INTO IT AT ALL..... AND THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO SPEAK IN SOME KIND OF TONGUES OR SOMETHING .... IT SOUNDS LIKE .. COOKIE MONSTER OR SOMETHING ..... EEEKKKBOPOOWAHHHH MMOOOWAAAAAAA OH DEAR GOD KILL ME KNOW I AM DOING VOICE OVERS FOR TENTACLE PORN BOOOHAWWWWGGHHHHHH OH YEAH BABY SPLIT ME OPEN WITH THAT GIANT TENTACLE SHIT MAN ....WOHHHHAHHAHAHR...PLUS THE THINGS THAT RAPE THE HOES DO NOT LOOK LIKE NORMAL ANIME SHIT.. THEY LOOK LIKE FREAKING DINOSAUR TOYS THAT SHOULD BE IN A KIDS SHOW OR SOMETHING .. I WOULD SAY THIS ANIME IS DURAN DURAN DURAN IN ANIME FORM ... OR SOMETHING ...... THIS IS POSSIBLY SOME OF THE MOST RETARDED POINTLESS HORRIFIC FUCKING GARBAGE ON THE PLANET MAYBE
.... FANTASTIC
CASHERN
OK LETS TALK ABOUT CASSHERN.... OK THERE IS THIS NEW SHITTY PROBABLY `STRAIGHT TO VIDEO` SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW WITH CUBA GOODING JR. ABOUT TWO EX-GANGSTER COPS CALL `DIRTY' WELL AT ONE POINT IN THIS "MOVIE" CUBA GIVES A GANG LEADER GUY SOME FANCY PDA HANDHELD COMPUTER THING ... THE NEXT DAY THE GUY GIVES IT BACK TO HIM AND SAYS
"..HERE ..MAN ..I CAN'T FIGURE THIS THING OUT ... THIS WAS NOT MADE FOR NIGGAS"
............WELL LET ME JUST START BY SAYING THAT CASSHERN WAS NOT MEANT FOR DUMB WHITE PEOPLE THAT IS FOR SURE. YOU WILL NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS THING AT ALL. IF YOU SAY YOU DO YOU ARE LYING ...HOWEVER .. WORD THE FUCK UP...STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN .... THIS SHIT LOOKS COOL AS FUCK .. WORD IS BOND.... IF I HAD A CHOICE OF BEING STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH 900 CHANNELS OF NORTH AMERICAN CULTURE .. OR JUST THIS MOVIE .. I WOULD PICK THIS FILM .... BECAUSE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE YOUR MIND ON THAT ISLAND .. SO AT LEAST YOU KNOW AND CAN FEEL ALL THE LOVE AND PASSION AND SKILL THAT WENT INTO THIS SHIT. ......COME ON LETS GET SUPER REAL..... THIS SHIT LOOKS COOL AS FUCK.. AND THE SCORE IS COOL AS FUCK.. BUT YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.... LETS JUST SAY THAT IF YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING YOUR WHOLE LIFE BUT SIT ON THE SOFA AND DO DRUGS AND GO TO HAPPY HARDCORE RAVES.. BUT THEN YOU GOT YOUR SELF A PC AND DOWNLOADED CUBASE ... AND NOW YOU ARE SIGNED TO PLANET MU..... WELL YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN THAT YOU ARE STILL JUST AN IDIOT...BUT THE 35 PEOPLE ON THE PLANT MU BOARD THAT KISS YOUR ASS... WELL THAT WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY... SO JUST DRINK BEER SLOWLY AND WATCH THIS... AND EVERY NOW AND THEN STARE UP AT THE WALL ..... AND DO THAT JACK BLACK TENACIOUS D THING AND GO
" .... I ....ROCK ......"
.... ( SOUND OF SCORE .....dummmmderrnnnnnn )
ANYWAYS YEAH.. SO BEING A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS. I WILL BE RIPPING OFF THAT FIGHT SCENE AND LOOKING TO CAST THOSE TWO ACTORS FOR MY SHIT... HEY I FIGURE IF I DO ENOUGH WORK ONLINE HERE.. IT MIGHT GET TO THE POINT WHEN THE MOVIE WILL JUST MAKE ITSELF FOR ME AND I GET ALL THE MONEY ... PLUS I CAN JUST KEEP RAPPING ANYWAY ....AHH THE FUTURE .. FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES ....
HEY IF JOEL SILVER OR ANYONE AS RICH AS HIM IS READING THIS... I WILL MAKE A MOVIE WITH MORE TEETH GRINDING STREET CRED THEN VERSUS BUT LOOK AS BEAUTFUL AS CASSHERN ONLY WAY MORE WESTERN "LETS ROCK" LIKE ALIENS, PREDATOR AND MATRIX...JUST GIVE ME LIKE 2 YEARS TO GET READY.... BASICLY I WILL BE THE NEXT JAMES CAMERON I THINK MAYBE. IF NOT .. SO WHAT ... I GOT THE RAP SHIT
.....
sound of Rugged Shit .. In Head .. Necro's voice .......
"MUTHAFUCKERS .. I HATE ALL ALL YALLLL....FUCKIN SLUTS ... YO THE WORLD IS A COFFIN .. OFTEN I STAY HIGH OFF ENDORPHINS ..."
FUCK !!! THAT BLACKED HAIRED HOE LOOKS GOOD !!! FUCKING HELL.. SHE LOOKS LIKE A LIVE ACTION VERSION OF CHARLOTTE FROM VAMPIRE HUNTER D PART TWO IN THIS SHIT .. FUCKING HELL ... THE WORLDS ARE BLEEDING INTO EACH OTHER .. .PROTEUS HAS CROSSED THE LINE .. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA...
OK HOLY SHIT .. THERE IS THIS MENTALLY RETARDED EGOR DUDE IN THIS.. WELL HE HAS THESE DREAMS .. AND THEY DO THIS UMM LIKE STOP MOTION LIVE PUPPET CLAYMATION SHIT OF HIS FUCKED UP DREAMS .. MAN ..... IF YOU GOT ANYMORE DEEP YOU WHOULD HAVE TO BE SCREAMING ABOUT LOVE TO GIANT SQUID AT 40,000 FATHOMS WHILE AT THE SAME TIME MEDITATING .. OR SOMETHING..FUCKING HELL ....
NICE !!!!! ( above )
2009 : LOST MEMORIES
IF YOU MAKE REALLY COOL BREAKCORE .. LIKE FFF .. SOMATIC RESPONSES STYLE SHIT ... THEN CHANCES ARE YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT TO IMPRESSED WITH A LOT OF OTHER FORMS OF ART IN LIFE... REALLY NOW.... SO HOPEFULLY THIS PART OF MY WEBSITE WILL ACT AS A GREAT GUIDE FOR FILMS THAT MIGHT APPEAL TO CUTTING EDGE UNDERGROUND MUSIC MAKERS. OK THIS SHIT HERE 2009 : LOST MEMORIES.... I WOULD SAY THAT PEOPLE WITH SICK ASS BRAINS WOULD MAYBE LIKE THIS A LOT .. BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY REALISTIC WITH THE VIOLENCE. IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT MIGHT REALLY HAPPEN IF SERIOUS SHIT WENT DOWN WITH LIKE SUPER TERRORISTS OR SOMETHING. OK.. RIGHT TO THE POINT...I WOULD SAY THAT IF ANY COUNTRY HAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TRAINED TO DEAL WITH ..MAYBE SUPER HIGH TECH TERRORISTS WHO ARE ARMED TO THE TEETH .. IT WOULD PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THIS..... AND IF ANYONE WAS TO LEAD THE TEAM THEY WOULD PROBABLY LOOK LIKE THESE TWO GUYS.... THE FACT THAT THEY LOOK KIND OF GAY WITH THOSE YELLOW SUNGLASSES JUST MAKES IT LOOK EVEN MORE REALISTIC REALLY.... SOME VERY REAL LOOKING SHOTS WHEN THIS HOT BITCH CAPS THIS DUDE.. ALSO THERE IS THIS ONE SCENE WHERE THIS NUTCASE HAS SOME KIND OF `TO~COOL~TO~BE~REAL' FUTURISTIC VERSION OF A M-60 ... THAT HAS A DIGITAL COUNTER OF THE AMMO ... HE GOES OFF WITH THE THING AND AFTER THAT .. IN A VERY SURREAL SCENE ABOUT 100 SWAT GUYS TAKE HIM OUT ..... ANYWAYS ..... SERIOUS VIOLENCE ...CHECK IT OUT ......
DEAD LEAVES
OK FUCK THE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YES IT IS IN MY BEST INTEREST TO HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF COOL IMAGES FROM WEIRD COOL MOVIES ON MY WEBSITE ...AS I AM TRYING TO ASS RAPE THE WORLD WITH FUCKED UP RAP MUSIC ...BUT LET ME GET REALLY SERIOUS HERE..... IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS RIGHT NOW... WHO WOULD NUMBER ONE ... BE WILLING TO DO LSD .. AND NUMBER TWO .... HAS A LARGE NICE PLASMA FLAT SCREEN TELEVISION.. OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO HAS ONE AND THEY WOULD LET YOU DO DRUGS IN FRONT OF IT BY YOURSELF FOR A WHILE ONE DAY .... FUCKING DOSE AND WATCH THIS THING HERE....FUCKING HELL...... I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE .... SOMEONE DO THAT AND E-MAIL ME YOUR REVIEW OF THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE AND I WILL POST IT RIGHT HERE BEFORE THE SCREEN GRABS .... FUCKING HELL ............. OK THIS SHIT IS SO WEIRD ... I WAS WONDERING HOW THE FUCK THEY WERE GOING TO END SOMETHING THIS BIZARRE .... AND AT THE END OF THE THING .. IT WAS A GIANT MULTICOLORED SPACE CATERPILLAR ...THAT MAKES NOISES LIKE A WHALE AND A COW OR SOMETHING ...... GET HIGH AND WATCH THIS AND THEN MAKE A SONG WITH MY RAPS BITCH!!!...THAT'S WHY I AM DOING THIS TO ENTERTAIN PRODUCERS .. I AM SEXY .. I COULD BE OUT TRYING TO SEDUCE A BORED HOUSEWIFE AT LOBLAWS OR SOMETHING ....
CHESS
THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD. BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT MAMORU OSHII DIRECTED THIS. BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HIS WORK... IN FACT IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE HIS WORK....BUT IT WAS NOT HIM... IT WAS ... GET THIS.. A GUY CALLED
"MAMORU HOSI"
...oKKAAAYYYYYYYY
ANYWAYS ..... MY DVD OF THIS IS ACTUALLY CHEWED UP KIND OF SO I CAN NOT WATCH THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH .. BUT I GOT YOU SOME SCREEN GRABS HERE. I THINK THAT IF YOU ARE A COLOSSAL PRICK WHO THINKS YOU ARE THE MOST ORIGINAL BASTARD ALIVE .. THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE ONLY 20 FILMS YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE ... THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS VERY BEAUTIFUL ... AND STYLISH .. SOPHISTICATED LOOKING . AND THE STORY SEEMS WELL.... THIS IS LIKE LIVE EXPERIMENTAL ANIME.. THIS IS LIKE NEO-TOKYO SEGMENTS ONLY LIVE .. OR SOMETHING.. YEAH LIVE ARTSY EXPERIMENTAL ANIME .. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ..... UNLESS I AM WRONG THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING ORIGINAL .. THIS IS LIKE THE LAPTOP ARTIST `END' THAT IS SIGNED TO IPECAC ... IN SHORT FILM FORM I THINK.....ANYWAYS REALLY COOL SHIT..... SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY SMART AND LIKES CHESS AND ALSO DOES DRUGS AND DIGS BREAKCORE MIGHT JIZZ IN HIS PANTS WATCHING THIS MAYBE..........ROCK
THE RED SPECTACLES
OK LOOK.... IF YOU JUST DOWNLOADED A ZIP FILE FILLED WITH 10 TRACKS FROM TERBO TED AND YOU HANG OUT ON THE FORUM SPEEDCORE.CA .....CHANCES ARE YOU HAD TOO MANY CLAUSTROPHOBIC SCHOOL MORNING BREAKFASTS AS A KID AND YOU HAVE VOWED TO TRY AND GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN OUT OF LIFE THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE NIKE SHOES AND CHEESEBURGERS.. THAT OR YOU ARE JUST PISSED OFF UGLY AND HIGH......ANYWAYS ... STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN... ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I THINK FILMS LIKE THIS ARE AS CLOSE MAYBE AS YOU COULD GET TO A VISUAL `FILM' FORM OF REALLY REALLY UNDERGROUND MUSIC. SHIT LIKE THIS WAS DONE 140 PERCENT OUT OF SHEER LOVE, IMAGINATION AND INSANITY I THINK. AND ITS DARK AS FUCK AND IT LOOKS COOL AS FUCK. BASICALLY IF YOU WALKED INTO THE BEGUILING AND ASKED THEM TO SHOW YOU THE WEIRDEST COMIC BOOK THEY HAD .. AND THEN INSTEAD OF READING IT YOU WANTED TO WATCH IT ... WELL THERE YOU GO ..... I WOULD GO FAR AS TO CALL SHIT LIKE THIS `UNDISSABLE' ..MAYBE ABOUT AS UNCHEESSY AND UNFAKE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE MAYBE .... I HAVE GOT NO PATIENCE TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE IT DOES NOT LOOK COOL ENOUGH FOR ME TO DROOL AT .... AND THERE ARE NO HOT CYBER BITCHES ...BUT HEY .. .CHECK IT OUT ... .WATCHING THIS IS ALMOST LIKE BURNING THE FLAG...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT .. ITS A REALLY OLD MAMORU OSHII FILM THAT LOOKS LIKE LIVE FUCKED UP ABSTRACT COMIC BOOK SHIT..... GET HIGH AND WATCH THIS AFTER MAKING BEATS ALL AFTERNOON.........
BATTLE FIELD BASEBALL
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS PART OF THE WEBSITE IS LIKE.. A COLLECTION OF FILMS THAT I THINK MIGHT BE GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO WATCH WHO ARE ON A LOT OF DRUGS AND ARE MAKING UNDERGROUND MUSIC ... SO UMMM OK ... WELL THIS MOVIE IS BASED ON A COMIC BOOK THAT WAS DONE BY SOME WHITE GUY OVER HERE ON THIS SIDE OF THE PLANET. WELL I THINK THE GUY WHO DID THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ATTITUDE DRIVEN .. REALLY ORIGINAL TOO~COOL~FOR SCHOOL MAVERICK TYPES... LIKE THE GUY WHO DOES LENORE .. ONLY WAY LESS POPLAR THEN HIM I GUESS... SO YEAH SOME JAPANESE GUY WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS WEIRD COMIC BOOK.. MAYBE IF YOU SMOKED A LOT OF DRUGS YOU COULD GET INTO THIS... AND MAYBE BECAUSE YOU MAKE UNDERGROUND MUSIC .. IT WILL FEEL LIKE .. YOU ARE PART OF THIS INDIE- WEIRDO CULTURE .. AND YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS ..............MAYBE......MAYBE...... TRY IT.... I MEAN .... FUCK .. IT'S PRETTY WEIRD AND FUCKED UP AND STRANGE ... UMMMM ...TRY IS................................. PERSONALLY FROM WHAT I SKIMMED THOUGH I THINK THEY SHOULD KILL THE GUY WHO MADE THIS ... UGHHHHH BUT WHATEVER GIVE IT A TRY ....................
SKY HIGH
YOU PROBABLY THINK I AM GOING TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS RIGHT? BECAUSE IT'S BASED ON A MANGA .. IT'S LIVE ANIME .. WITH ANIME STYLE GIRLS AND IT DIRECTED BY THE VERSUS GUY??? NAWWW NOT REALLY.... BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT WEIRD FILM DIMENSION TRAVELERS GIVES ME MORE OF A WEIRD LIVE ANIME~COME~TO~LIFE VIBE MORE THEN THIS IN A LOT OF WAYS ..... SO YO!!! .. LISTEN THE FUCKING INTERNET IF FILLED WITH SHIT ABOUT COOL MOVIES TO THE POINT IT'S PROBABLY JUST STUPID. SO LETS KEEP THIS SHIT REAL KNEE-JERK AND PRIMAL OK??? ALL RIGHT BREAK IT DOWN HARD AND FAST.... FIRST OF ALL.... I HAVE TO SLAM A FIST INTO MY CHEST AND DROP MY LOWER JAW TO THE INTRO SCENE WITH THE HARDCORE ANIME BUSINESS EXEC GUY SURROUNDED BY ARMED GUARDS .. FUCKING HELL ... THAT MAKES ME WANT TO GO AND SLAM A STEAK KNIFE IN MY CHEST.. AS I AM SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE UNDERGROUND MUSIC COMMUNITY WOULD WISH THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO ..... ALSO I WANT TO RIP OFF THE STYLE OF PHOTOGRAPHY BIG TIME FROM THIS FILM.. ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN THE TWO EVIL FUCKERS ARE WALKING IN THAT LARGE BUILDING .. .JUST BEFORE THE FUNNY GUY FROM VERSUS POPS OUT... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ...... AND LASTLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT .................................WHAT THE HELL.......................THIS WOMEN STEALS THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM ..... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????? ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT IF YOU LIKE MICHAEL TURNER GIRLS WITCHBLADE, FATHOM ..ECT ... AND YOU LIKE ANIME GIRLS ...AND YOU LIKE GOTH GIRLS ...... WELL YOUR DICK MIGHT JUST EXPLODE WHEN YOU SEE THIS CHICK HERE...... JESUS CHRIST .... MAN I THINK THAT JUST THIS WOMEN'S EXISTENCE COULD PREVENT SUICIDES ...... MY GOD ..... SHE LOOKS LIKE A JAPANESE JAMIE PRESSELY AND DRESSES IN A WAY THAT WOULD HAVE THOSE WOMEN WHO CUSTOM MAKE GOTH CLOTHES AND SELL THEM ONLINE DIVE FOR A SKETCH BOOK..... IF SARAH EVER WALKED INTO EAT YOUR GREENS DRESSED LIKE THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO OFFICIALLY TRY AND STEAL HER FROM THAT ROCK STAR ROCK CLIMBING DUDE ..OR AT LEAST BORROW HER.....
UROTSUKIDOJI 2:
LEGEND OF THE DEMON WOMB
I THINK THERE IS A VERY SLIM CHANCE THAT YOU MAKE BREAKCORE / IDM / GABBER / SPEEDCORE / SPEEDBASS / MASHCORE / TECH-STEP.....WHATEVER.... IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT STUFF IS .. THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE SEEN THIS. IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO IS INTO MAKING FUCKED UP MUSIC AND YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS YET YOU WILL THANK ME. I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS MAN.... THE NAZI DEATH RAPE MACHINE........WHAT????? THE WHAT???? YES.... THIS ONE SCENE THIS DEMON BUM RUSHES A NICE TEENAGE COUPLE AT THE TOP OF THEIR FERRIS WHEEL RIDE WHIPPING THE DUDE OUT THE WINDOW .. THEN HE GRABS THE TEENAGE GIRL ... BRINGS HER TO THE TOP OF THE CABIN THING AND STRAPS HER ON LIKE UMM LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE FLESH-LIGHT THINGS THEY ALWAYS HAVE ON BANNERS FOR TORRENTSPY OR SOMETHING... DUDE JUST STARTS PLOWING THIS POOR GIRL LIKE HE IS MOWING THE LAWN OR SOMETHING... RIGHT WHEN HE BLASTS HIS DEMON LOAD YOU SEE A PERFECT SHOT OF HER RECENTLY DECEASED BOYFRIEND WITH THIS HEAD HANGING TWO FEET UNDER HIS BODY BY STRANDS OF VEINS AND TORN FLESH ...... ANOTHER ONE WHEN THIS GUY DROPS THIS GIRL FROM THE TOP OF A SKY SCRAPPER AND THEN YOU SEE HER GETTING REAMED BY THIS INVISIBLE DEMON....ANYWAYS .. THIS IS FUCKED UP .... HARDCORE... ITS IT NOT REALLY GROSS... WELL I MEAN ITS GROSS BUT IT MORE LIKE ..BLOWS YOUR FUCKING MIND KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH I WOULD CALL THIS SHIT MIND BLOWING MAYBE ......I CAN'T BELIEVE GUYS GET TO CREATE SHIT LIKE THIS ..... HOW MUCH IS SOMEONE ALLOWED TO LIVE OUTSIDE OF REALITY.. THAT'S WHAT PROTEUS IS ALL ABOUT..... MY MAIN NUMBER ONE TRACK UNLEASHED COMES TO MIND... FUCKING OLD DARK MESSED UP HENTAI TO SPRUCE UP AN OTHERWISE DULL EVENING.......
" hE Said He Flip Ya ....Flip Ya For Real..." ...
" Yeah I'm scared tough guy ...."
..." CanYaHitMeIn Tha Back......."
" .....I want my lawyer ....."
MPD PSYCHO AKA MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DETECTIVE PSYCHO
IF YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS IT'S NOT REALLY A MOVIE. IT'S THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF A 6 PART SERIES .... IF YOU HAVE NEVER SMOKED CRACK BEFORE AND YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO CAN NOT GET ADDICTED TO THINGS. I WOULD SAY SMOKE CRACK AND WATCH THIS AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF FUN. BUT IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS THEN FUCK IT. JUST WATCH THE SHIT IN THE BEGINNING .. A LOT OF SCHOOL GIRLS KILLING OTHER SCHOOLGIRLS AND THE HOT BITCH FROM BATTLE ROYALE AND KILL BILL IS IN THIS. AND I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE 100 PERCENT TRUTH .. THIS IS MY WORD .. I WAS LOOKING AT HER .. AND SHE HAD THIS LOOK IN HER EYE... AND I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF ....
"MAN .. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD JUST SUCK A DI.........."
AND THEN .... TO MY COMPLETE SURPRISE SHE STARTS LICKING THE GUN SHE WAS HOLDING RIGHT AS I WAS THINKING THAT... WOW ........ WheewwwWWWWWwwWWWWW
AT ONE POINT THIS WOMEN WEARING A WHITE POWER SUIT THING .. CAPS HERSELF IN THE LEG.. THEN CAPS HERSELF IN THE SIDE .. AND THEN SHOOTS HERSELF IN THE HEAD.... DEFINATLY PRETTY DEVIANT CINEMA THATS FOR SURE.. SORRY DEVIANT TV .. WHATEVER ......
THE WHEEL
OK ..... I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A REVIEW OF THIS THAT WILL SOUND LIKE I AM IN GRADE 5 BUT WHATEVER..... OK THIS IS PRETTY COOL. BECAUSE IT'S A 30 MIN LONG HORROR FILM FROM THAILAND ABOUT PUPPETS.. AND I THINK THE GUY IN IT IS ACTUALLY A REAL FAMOUS THAI PUPPETEER. ANYWAYS .. THIS SHIT IS FILMED REALLY BEAUTIFUL ... SAME CAMERA SHIT AND FEEL LIKE MOVIES FROM THAT PERVERT GUY WHO DID WILD ORCHID AND SHIT LIKE THAT... THE SCORE SOUNDS LIKE BARAKA... HORROR .. THAILAND .. PUPPETS ... BARAKA DEAD CAN DANCE SOUNDS .. oWWHHhhHhhhhHhhhhhHHHHHHH FREAKING ROCK .... PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH ELECTRONIC MUSIC ARE THE MOST STUCK UP FUCKED UP HUMANS ON EARTH.... WE ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO IMPRESS .. BUT THIS SHIT HAS MAD STREET CRED .. IN A HORROR~EROTIC THAILAND~PUPPET~BARAKA ~SHIT WAY ..........
JIN-ROH
SO YEAH .. FILM PEOPLE I AM RIPPING OFF THE INTRO AND .. TO THE WORLD ..... MAN I DON'T GET THIS .... I AM JUST STARING AT THE SCREEN WITH MY HAND ON MY DICK GOING ......
"WHERE'S MOTOKO KUSANAGI GODDAMMIT !!!!???"
( HOMER SIMPSON VOICE )
"She's Hot ....... hmmm sexBot...section 9 chief ...."
MOTOKO KUSANAGI IS ACTUALLY A LESBIAN ......FUCKING WICKED EH????
PERFECT BLUE
( LIVE ACTION )
OK .... SO YOU JUST STARTED FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME... YOU AND HER ARE IN A STRANGE TIME IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP...YOU ARE STARTING TO REALIZE THAT THE TV AND AMERICAN CINEMA HAS RAPED AND SHREDDED YOUR SOUL....SO YOU GO TO THE VIDEO STORE TO RENT SOME `COOL' JAPANESE FILMS .. TO GET SOME LIKE REAL `INSANITY' OR SOMETHING..... HOWEVER YOU RENTED SOMETHING THAT LOOKED COOL.. BUT IT WAS IN FACT TOTAL SHIT .... WELL LISTEN.... THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY..... SERIOUSLY .. THIS IS VERY CREEPY.... I HAD TO TURN THIS OFF BECAUSE A WOMAN I WAS DATING WAS JUST TOO DAMN CREEPED OUT BY THIS THING...... SHE SOUNDED SERIOUS AS CANCER AND SHE WAS LIKE
"UMMM THIS IS CREEPY....."
AND IT IS ......FUCK MAYBE THAT IS WHY THIS WAS NOT ADVERTISED TO MUCH.....THEY WERE JUST LIKE
"oKKKKAAAYYYYYyyyYYY .......HERE YA GO ....... ENJOY"
FUCKING WEIRD SHIT ...LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A REAL ..LOOKS LIKE A HOME VIDEO ....NOT LIKE BAD TOKYO SHOCK STYLE HOME VIDEO ...LOOKS LIKE REAL HOME VIDEO SHIT .... OK ON THE REAL ! I GOT IT ...OK STRAIGHT UP....LETS SAY YOU HAS SOME NEIGHBOR WHO YOU NEVER TALKED TO AND THEN BOOM ! THE GUY LIKE DISAPPEARS .. AND THEN LIKE A YEAR LATER YOU GET A DVD IN THE MAIL... YOU PUT IT IN.. AND IT'S HIM KILLING A WOMEN .... OK ... IF YOU REMOVE THE FACT THAT SCENARIO IS REAL... AND THIS IS FICTION.. WELL THAT IS HOW CREEPY THIS IS.....
CREEPY!!!
